Escape from Pleasure Planet Video 2. I watched this movie last week, titled Primal Pleasure Station on Cinemax. I thought it wasnt too bad for late night cable, although it did leave some things to be desired. We begin with Princess Dyanna Blair Williams, travels with her bodyguard, Tara Vanessa Cage to a large spaceship that is basically an intergalactic cathouse for a hands on vacation. The opening scene is full of innuendo between Dyanna and Cassia Veronica Vain, the liaison who greets her upon her arrival. By the way, Id like to meet more bodyguards dressed like Tara. Miniskirts and high heels should be standard bodyguard attire. The entire situation is a trap laid by Aria Erika Jordan, who wants to hold the princess hostage in order to save her planet from destruction. Cassia is her servant, and at this point, Im looking forward to those two hooking up. Aria orders an attack on the station, knowing that since the princess is there, a counter attack will be imminent. Once the siege begins, Dyanna and Tara make a break for it, hopping into a ship and barely escaping the attack. They eventually wind up on Earth, where the fun really begins. Planet Earth is a landmark 2006 British television series produced by the BBC Natural History Unit. Five years in the making, it was the most expensive nature. A Princess has her erotic vacation interrupted when a renegade alien force, led by her arch enemy, Aria, attacks Pleasure Planet. A quick escape lands her in even. Greetings andor salutations, people Welcome to io9s occasionally weekly mail column, where I solve the mysteries of the world of nerddom to you, both fictional. Escape from L. A. John Carpenters Escape from L. A. or Escape from Los Angeles is a 1996 American science fiction action film cowritten, coscored. Just a short post, since I do articles here from time to time to reassure those who worry about collisions with Earth for every new discovery. This new. Astronaut Scorch Supernova finds himself caught in a trap when he responds to an SOS from a notoriously dangerous alien planet. Watch I Smile Back Streaming. Jake, always on the hunt for UFOs, and his sexually frustrated girlfriend Suzi Karlie Montana happen to find Dyanna and Tara in their house, feasting on their food. Jake, naturally, is intrigued by the two attractive ladies wiping out his fridge. Suzi is a bit skeptical, and also makes wisecracks about their wardrobe. Jake figures that in order to prove that Dyanna and Tara are truly aliens, he has to test their clothes being late night cable, this provides a reason for them to get naked. Escape From Planet Earth Full Movie In English' title='Escape From Planet Earth Full Movie In English' />Also, since they come from an all female planet, neither of them have had any experience with men before dont worry, Jake can help you with that. Cassia trails them to Earth, but she too is intrigued by the male species and ends up with her legs in the air in no time flat. Secret agent Daniels finds her roaming outside the house and. Eventually, this leads to a big orgy at the end of the movie featuring the three female protagonists, Cassia, and Daniels the secret agent. Dont worry, Aria gets her some to wrap things up she spots Jake outside all by himself, not included in the festivities. A brief exchange of pleasantries and off come the clothes. Yeah, it was that easy. The sci fi aspect of the film provided a backdrop to let the good looking women get down to business. The story was sort of forgotten at points, and Im not quite sure if there was a clear ending, but every woman in the film got naked at some point, and that is an accomplishment. While the story was minimal, the funny one liners were plentiful, so at least that made up for it somewhat. I thought this was a solid flick if youre looking for the most amount of skin possible without it being a full on porn movie. Actually, Ive seen pornos with meatier plots. Nonetheless, this works as a sexy late night sci fi comedy. Women A. I give this movie an A in this category because of the well rounded nature of the cast, and no, Im not talking about Veronica Vains breasts. Im familiar with the work of every woman in the cast especially Veronica Vain, and I was pleased by what I saw. Blair, Vanessa, Veronica, Karlie, and Erika made up a very solid cast. Sex B. I give the sex a B because it was good, but not great. MRG films are still the best in the softcore genre when it comes to sex scenes, but the scenes in this flick werent bad. Story B. Normally I wouldnt give a movie like this a high grade in the Story category, but the funny dialogue won me over. Plenty of one liners. Veronica Vain had a solid performance as the supporting antagonist. Blair and Vanessa did a good job as the slightly aloof princess and bodyguard, delivering their jokes in a serious, deadpan manner. The script had a lot of jokes in it, and most of them were pretty funny. Overall B A solid movie by late night cable standards. Ive seen better sci fi softcore movies, but Primal Pleasure Station was a solid outing. Funny dialogue that doesnt take itself seriously, a good looking female cast, and plenty of sex scenes. Its a formula that works. Its not one of my top flicks, but its solid enough to watch a second time if youd like.