Vanderpump Rules The Season 5 Cast, Ranked Todays News Our Take. On Monday, March 2. Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz finally tied the knot on national television, ending the collective nightmare that has been their wedding planning process and Season 5 of Vanderpump Rules with a round of. But naturally, not everyone got off the ride in one piece. Below, we did our best to rank the major players by their actions, and by where they stood with the SUR fandom by the end of the year leaving out Lisa Vanderpump herself, of course, because you really cant compare the lady with the mini ponies to the dude who wrote. Katie Maloney. Katie has spent the last few months of her life being crucified by Pump fans on social media over her behavior this season, so well try not to pile on here. Season 30, Ep 10 Brother in Arms. A visit from Brunos estranged brother, who he has not spoken to in three years, leads to mayhem as the roommates witness Bruno. Vanderpump Rules Anywhere. Watch your favorite full episodes of Vanderpump Rules on any device. Vanderpump Rules Stassi Insists She Saw Red Flags In Scheanas Marriage. One marriage may have just started Tom Schwartz and Katie finally tied the knot on the March 27 season finale of By Paul Chavez For Dailymail. Published 0107 EDT. Stassi Schroeder Drug Use Bombshell Best known as one of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump opens the salacious kitchen doors of her exclusive Hollywood restaurant and lounge, SUR. But the Twitter eggs are mad at Katie with good reason. Once a likable when sober protagonist, Katie spent much of Season 5 terrorizing select members of her bridal party over mindless nonsense, not to mention her fianc. The latter would have been understandable, but Katies emotional needs shifted approximately every 1. Whatever she was going through during filming, we hope shes feeling better now for her own sake, but also for the sake of every single human who has ever been the recipient of a. Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episodes FreeVanderpump Rules Season 3 EpisodesWelcome back to AVQA, where we throw out a question for discussion among the staff and readers. Consider this a prompt to compare notes on your interface with pop. Jax Taylor with his colorful history of cheating and arrests always knew getting roasted for his birthday would be an uncomfortable experience. The playboy barman. Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episodes Online' title='Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episodes Online' />She also may or may not have had sex for a Range Rover, and her wealthy, mysterious, older boyfriend may or may not have made her co stars sign an NDA to attend a party at his house in Coachella. Basically, Lala has all the makings of a reality TV legend, but she just cant seem to separate her emotions from this. Whether its the pressure coming from her reportedly married boyfriend or the pressure coming from her own admitted struggle with anxiety, something keeps pulling Lala away from the show for too long periods of time. Which is a shame, because otherwise shed rank way, way higher on this list for her lip liner alone. James Kennedy. Not putting James Kennedy dead last on this or any other list feels wrong, because we all know that James Kennedy is an overprivileged goon with delusions of grandeur, and that he treats women like garbage. But since virtually no one else in the cast besides Mama Lisa, the oft absent Lala, and the Tom Sandoval Ariana Madix dynamic duo who definitely lost a bet somewhere down the line were willing to film with James this season, he wasnt given the chance to be as terrible as he had been over the past couple of years. Also, his sobriety plot line was actually kind of endearing, especially as he turned to Ben Jerrys in lieu of vodka sodas. James will never be one of this series protagonists, but he does seem to be trying just a little to work on himself and get better. And even if he fails, well always have this magic moment to remember fondly. Stassi Schroeder. Stassi, once the de facto protagonist of Vanderpump Rules, has failed to carry her own plot line since she quit the show only to return a couple of years back. Shes still whip smart and the shows resident queen of one liners, but the abysmal way she treated Scheana Shay and to a lesser extent, Ariana throughout the season knocks her down several pegs. Jax Taylor. Jax definitely wins the award for Most Improved this season but when you consider where he started, that isnt necessarily saying very much. On the plus side, Jax didnt cheat on anybody or steal anything this year at least that we know of, and little things like keeping Brittany out of the fight in New Orleans and flying Schwartzs brothers to his wedding revealed a softer, gentler side of him that wed never seen in the series previous four seasons. But he also verbally abused Brittany for not making him enough sandwiches, and frequently berated her for not being. And while showing up at James first post Pump DJ gig with all of his SUR enemies was hilariously petty, it was still petty, especially coming from a 3. Basically. Jax still has a ways to go. Tom Schwartz. It is virtually impossible to stay mad at human puppy dog Tom Schwartz, which is probably why Katie needs to get blitzed on tequila in order to yell at him. But to the Vanderpump Rules producers credit, Schwartz did get a more honest edit this season, after years of being the guy who could do no wrong. Even in the worst moments of Tequila Katie, it was finally made clear to viewers that their issues werent her fault alone, which was pretty necessary given the many horrible things Schwartz was doing. It was definitely a major bummer to see everybodys Pump Rules crush gaslight his fianc. Kristen Doute. Doute didnt do very much this year, but still, how can you not give her points for going from She loses some of said points for always siding with Katie and Stassi, and for joining in on the stoning of Scheana Shay, but mostly were just thrilled shes not beefing with Ariana and Sandoval anymore. Small victories, fam. Scheana Shay. Poor, sweet Scheana just wants everyone to like her, and doesnt see why theres anything wrong with that And normally, there isnt but if the people you want to like you are named Katie, Kristen, and Stassi, then you need to take a sacred vow of silence towards Lala Kent and sucker punch Ariana Madix in her perfectly chiseled stomach before winning their seal of approval. Scheana didnt play by these rules, so she had a tougher than normal time this season, especially as her marriage crumbled behind the scenes. Still, despite all the people pleasing and the bad relationship denying and even the colored contacts, Scheana managed to be a genuinely likable human throughout, as per usual. Brittany Cartwright There is virtually nothing bad one could ever say about Brittany. Sure, her mom getting all out of sorts about Jax kissing his gay roommate once when she seemingly couldnt care less about Jax having multiple affairs with women was troubling, but you cant blame Brittany for her mothers relationship with the LGBTQ community. And for her part, Brittany was one of the first cast members to insist on working a Los Angeles Pride party the day after the Pulse massacre, despite widespread rumors that the parade may be the target of another shooting. She consistently goes high while everyone else around her is lower than low, and we cant wait to see her in her element in her rumored spin off series with Jax. Ariana Madix. Once Ariana got over her thing with Kristen and decided to just have fun, Stassis approval be damned, she truly became unstoppable. She is still way too droll and low energy too unwilling to get stuck in the mud with her more shameless castmates to ever be a true reality TV. She seems like a cool, genuinely down to earth girl, and she managed to fly above the petty drama this year even when Stassi brought it right to her doorstep. So she should probably quit while shes ahead, but we selfishly insist on more. Tom Sandoval. We are as genuinely shocked as you that the No. He consistently puts the needs of others above his own, treating his girlfriend like a true equal and always going the extra mile for his friends. He also agreed to film with James when no one else would, which means hell be eligible for sainthood by 2. There were two things that really set Sandoval apart this season, though, and the first was the episode dedicated to the Pulse shooting in Orlando. Everyone in the cast worked through his or her grief in different ways many by making a literal massacre all about themselves, but Sandoval seemed especially affected and especially willing to jump on the bar in tight pants through his tears, for the sake of his beloved gay community. Second was his utter commitment to dressing himself and his friends in drag for Schwartzs bachelor party. Basically, Sandoval seems like both a genuinely nice guy and a great creator of reality TV moments, making him the undisputed king of Vanderpump. Rules Season 5. Vanderpump Rules airs Mondays at 98c on Bravo. Katie Maloney stands up to Lisa Vanderpump after delivering summer car. Katie Maloney stood up to her boss Lisa Vanderpump on Mondays episode of Vanderpump Rules. The personal assistant to the 5. British restaurateur delivered her sleek Porsche summer vehicle. Lisa was given the first wedding invitation to Katies upcoming nuptials and then tried to pin tension among her group of friends on Stassi Schroeder. Summer vehicle Lisa Vanderpump accepted delivery of her summer Porsche on Mondays episode of Vanderpump Rules from her personal assistant Katie MaloneyAll the roads always lead to Miss Schroeder, trust me, Lisa said. Katie protested when Lisa suggested that Stassi was trying to wind her up as well. Took offense Katie was insulted when Lisa asked if she was being manipulated by Stassi Schroeder. Summer wheels Lisa got a sleek new sports car with pink details for the summer. Loyal friend Katie stood up for Stassi and told Lisa that she had changed for the better. All roads Lisa pinned tension in the group on Stassi and said all the roads always lead to her. Savvy star Stassi who is arguably the most savvy among the group and most emotional was singled out by LisaThats insulting I can think for myself, Katie defiantly replied. The show started with Katie getting help from her mother Teri and grandmother Sandra with wedding invitations for her upcoming wedding to Tom Schwartz. She was sending out the invites on keepsake tea towels. Wedding invitations Katie and Tom Schwartz were sending out wedding invitations with the help of her mother Teri and grandmother Sandra. Catching up Katie and Kristen gossiped about Lala with Stassi who also gave them details about her upcoming birthday in the Hamptons. Keepsake invitations Stassi noted that it cost 1. Lisa said they were uniqueStassi and Kristen Doute helped out with the invites while also gossiping about Lala Kent. Katie, Stassi and Kristen were also wondering if Scheana Marie was still going to Stassis upcoming birthday party in the Hamptons. Scheana during a candid conversation with husband Mike Shay wondered if Stassi was going to disinvite her. Good question Kristen asked how many Hamptons were out there. Stassi and Katie in the previous episode blasted Scheana in a drunken tirade at a birthday pool party for apologizing to Lala about spreading rumors she was dating a married man. Theyre just bullies, Mike told his wife. Yeah, Scheana agreed. Just bullies Mike Shay told his wife Scheana Marie that she was being bulled by Stassi and Katie. Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix and her brother Jeremy meanwhile supported James Kennedy at a Hollywood DJ gig after Lisa Vanderpump fired him from her restaurants Pump and Sur. Lala bragged about being sober while James said he was only drinking fortified cough syrup. James later met with girlfriend Raquel and said he was going to meet with Lisa to ask for his job back. The Unbroken Full Movie. Job back James Kennedy told his girlfriend Raquel about how his plan to ask for his job back at Sur while she updated him on her plan to compete in a Miss Malibu beauty pageant. Lisa was working in a VIP room at the restaurant when James came in and asked to return. He dropped an F bomb and eventually called her a liar, before Lisa refused to consider rehiring him. You were an arrogant little punk and look at me, she told James. Working out Kristen and Jax went for a boxing workout together. Chest surgery Jax told Kristen how he was having surgery to remove excess breast tissueThis is not a breast reduction, quipped Jax of the condition commonly known as man boobs. The surgery went well and a hard disc of breast tissue was removed. Brittany aided Jaxs recovery and his friends Schwartz and Tom Sandoval came over with gag presents including a Hooters T shirt. Sister and brother Stassi welcomed her precocious 1. Nikolai and mother Dayna for a visit. Stassi then asked her brother for advice and he immediately turned the tables and peppered her with questions. Did you start the fight Where you at a bar that nightHow much did you drink A lot, Nikolai fired away. Thats not fair. Scheana said stuff to Katie that was really mean. Im very upset about all this, Stassi protested. If you be bossy, if its always your way, people are not going to like that, Nikolai warned. The savvy reality star then admitted that her 1. Raised eyebrows Lisa raised her eyebrows when noticing Lalas expensive shoes. Red heel The red sole of the Louboutin heels did not escape Lisas eye. Waiting for Lala Ariana and Tom were shown waiting for Lala at the end of the episode titled No Show.